Thursday, April 21, 2011

Why Tuscany not for holidaying

** why Tuscany not for holidaying **
Much ado about Tuscan loving
Exotic locale to tell story lowbrow
Of nobles seeking urgent bonking
Sheriffs providing comedy relief
And those brave fellows of sword and shield
Betraying one another for fun it will yield
There holiday from disputes martial better spent
Reading a book or playing chess
Rather than witty retorts and endless gossip
Eight year olds have more flair
And plot their deceptions with more care
Than ever these adults did
Such a compress of idiots applied
To the scenic hills and elegant villa
Beneath blue skies in sunny Tuscany
Oh tra la la lee for a black plague
To disease all and sundry.

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