Styx platform fiuvaei

* Styx platform fiuvaei *
Beside the Styx river
Modern developments all the go
Due to the increase in trade
The ferryman is stationmaster
Platforms for the souls arriving
Hades many ports of call
Announced over loudspeaker system
A public address for the dead
Unintelligible in any language
Corpses clamber abroad crowded carriages
Often find themselves misdirected
Tickets on final journey's arrival invalid
Must once more travel to final destination
Pay again the grim faced ferryman
Not once for the trip but twice.