Maddening crowd

 *** maddening crowd ***
Such a maddening crowd
To find countryside to be free
But those selfsame humans pursue
Twist the silence you would use
Into natter natter of chat
The verbose howlings of crap
Devoid of own opinions
Parrot prattle others thoughts
Delinquent of intellect
Poor in posture and manner
I become a snob when find myself
Surrounded by crowd so maddening
You are fat sir because you are not fit
Stop shoving fast food down your maw
Then your clothes might more easily fit
Rather than walrus folds of blubber escaping
To make those of us sighted suffer
And we who have sense of smell
Wish you would learn basic hygiene
Maybe you need not wash every other day
But at least once a season would be fairer
On our poor assaulted nostrils
The manner in which you talk
Expressing thoughts tabloid deep
Truly make me physically sick
You only pause your racist diatribe
to sprout obscene misgynistic utterances
You are lower than the cattle
For though they have not half your brain
In chewing sleepily on the cud
They use twice as much brain as you
A passionate zealot for mediocrity
An upholder of the common idiot's right
To be both common and an idiot
To call you fool is to slander
Every fool who ever lived
Your mere existence calls into question
Forever upward evolution
Though I guess if we can evolve
Then Darwin might say fair enough
We can devolve as merrily
Uniformed in corporate wear
Threads formed from fossil fuels precious
Your face is forgettable
As a dying sheep
The best service you can perform your society
Is to die without a fuss
In the depths of your snoring farting sleep.